| About myself |
Sorry .. I am not a pervert or a wierdo i don't wear a gimp mask and don't have a web cam (but only cos the shops were shut),,,,,,,,,,,,, I was walking through town the other day when a man in a shop doorway said to me , Big Issue ? I replied , no thank you , He looked at me and said You arsehole , so i looked back at him and said , Arsehole with a home !,,,,,,, Why do people have private profiles ? do they have something to hide ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Had an IQ test today , the result being i have an IQ of 136 , which is exactly the same as 136 driving instructors ,,,,,,,,College: University of ManchesterMusic: Northern soul ,,, ,Motown ,, , Soul ,,, BluesTV: Any old crap , which is a good job really because thats all thats on it,,,,,,,,,,,,When john logie baird invented the television people congratulated him on his marvellous discovery , but baird being a dour scotsman replied ,, aye but there's #censored# all on ,,, I watched emmerdale tonight , whats all that about ? have matt , joe and grandad got lost in'th top field ? and that pub isn't the same without Amos and Mr Wilks , am suprised anyone watches it , mind the old geordie bird ain't bad haha ,,,,,, TV AD YOU WILL NEVER SEE ,,BUY DUREX CONDOMS BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FULL OF BASTARDS !Books: Norman tebbitts bumper book of fun ,,,Haynes workshop manual for a 1969 hillman imp ... It's a funny old game by Kevin Keegan ,,,,, ken homs 1001 ways to wok your dog ,,,,,Gary linaker's book of ghost stories , and anything thats easy to colour in .Sports: BELLE VUE ACES AND MANCHESTER UNITEDInterests: Photography ,, People watching and playing spot the acrylic wigMovies: shawshank redemption to the kentucky fried movie , ANY GUY RICHIE FILM ,, Watched rocknrolla last night , brilliant film i never fell asleep onceWhatImInto: Speedway , Photography , Manchester United,, moto gp , superbikes ,, carboot sales and Dogging both the same thing really getting fucked by a stranger in a field haha ,,,, Went to a pub quiz in salford other night , first question was ,, What you fuckin lookin at !MyBestFeatures: my bum , so i have been told , but i can't see it myself ,, i think it's my new cardigan it's well smart it's blue with brown buttons like the old style footballsBestFeatures: From behind in the darkDreams: Of being smeared in honey and , no nevermind ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I dreamt lastnight i had eaten a 10lb marshmallow and when i woke up i was a pillow missing
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